More webby goodness.
Not sure what’s wrong with me, but I thought this (ISO 9000) was really funny.
No, what our tribe needs is a clear mandate lest we be dragged into the sediments of Floridian illegitimacy and the concomitant self-induced terror attacks needed to superglue the crown to the pate de coup d’etat. We must drudge up from the toxic sludge of history the ancient traditions that echo dimly in the hollow skulls of our ancestors and resonate along the beer-soaked corridors of our medulla oblongadadavida.
(NOTE: You should really sound out that last word.) Reminds me of a bit of HST.